Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!

Stranger girl, come swim with me, or at least put your balls in your mouth

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Are you trying to trick me into anal? Pfft, I'll put a cork in my ass and that's enough

Stop playing, it's time to fuck me, Warhammer can wait and I want a cumshot

Okay, I'll buy the $300 piece of shit, but don't forget the blowjob as a gift

In such a hurry to the picnic that she forgot the food — I'll have to eat sperm